Friday, 7 January 2011

Supermarket Scam


Tell your friends over the last month I became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping.

Simply dropping into Asda for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously hot-looking, young ladies with foreign accents come over to your car and help pack your shopping into the boot, both in skimpy clothing.

It's impossible not to look!!! When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another shop, in my case, Tesco.

You agree and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing, and both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet, credit cards, mobile phone etc!

I had mine stolen Nov 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and 29th. Also Dec 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this coming weekend.

So Be Warned!!!


The Filthy Engineer said...

Bastard. I've just spat coffee all over my keyboard.

The Last Of The Few said...

Sorry just doing my public duty

V4V said...

Oh, that make me chuckle, thanks


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