Tuesday, 15 February 2011

Silvio Berlusconi to be neutered

So it was only a matter of time I suppose.

see here

And now............The hords of screaming protesting loverrrrrly Italian ladies..........have assisted in bring Italian Premier and Billionaire Silvio Berlusconi before the courts. On Sunday as many as a million women marched through numerous Italian cities calling for him to step down.

The Italian Prime Minster has been ordered to stand trial on charges of having sex with an underage prostitute and abuse of power.
Prosecutors allege Berlusconi paid for sex with belly dancer 'Ruby Rubacuori'
The indictment sheet, issued by a judge in Milan, states the fast track trial will start on the 6th of April.
It is understood Mr Berlusconi will appear before three female judges, which some legal analysts say could be a disadvantage.
If convicted he could be handed a lengthy prison sentence.

He has to sit before 3 female judges.............like he stands a chance now!!!

However it has emerged that Italy’s Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is to be taken to a vet to have his testes removed, the Italian government has confirmed.

‘He has become unmanageable,’ said President Giorgio Napolitano. ‘He goes out every night and is obviously getting up to all sorts, often with some very young kittens. Even during the day he’s either rubbing himself up against you or spraying up the curtains. We clearly can’t get rid of him, so the only remaining course of action is to have him fixed.’

The decision has been made following a number of increasingly embarrassing incidents involving Mr Berlusconi. ‘We can’t take him anywhere,’ said one official. ‘Last week we had to physically restrain him at an international summit when he wouldn’t stop trying to dry hump Angela Merkel’s leg.’

The troublesome Prime Minister will be neutered sometime this week, although capturing the randy 74 year-old is proving to be far from easy. ‘We are still trying to get him inside the special wicker cage, or Berlusconi basket,’ explained the head of Italy’s Neuter Squad, Detective Aurelio Zen. ‘We left the basket in his office but so far he just looks at it suspiciously. It’s almost as if he knows.’

It is hoped that Mr Berlusconi will eventually be tempted into the basket by a trail of little treats including razzle mags, the smell of prostitutes and an invitation to a bunga bunga party. Once Mr Berlusconi is captured he will be driven to the vet and placed under anaesthetic before having his testicles removed.

‘He might be a bit bad tempered for the first few days after the operation,’ explained vet, Vitto Vettriano, ‘but it won’t be long before he settles down to a more sedate lifestyle. He might even sit on your lap, although purely in the platonic sense.’

For many Italians, though, the neutering of their Prime Minister will not be before time. ‘Quite honestly we should have had him done years ago,’ admitted President Napolitano. ‘It would have saved everyone a lot of trouble. I only hope that Mr Berlusconi can find the same level of satisfaction from playing with a ball of wool.’

Thursday, 10 February 2011

Egyptian Enforcement Wear

Makeshift protective helmets made by the Egyptians whilst scrapping in their current predicament.

I shall guide you through these pieces of registered non standard army kit:

Your classic 1979 ‘Tribottle rag’ helmet – a must in any type of combat

A late 80’s ‘boxhat’. The bloke next to him is clearly jealous of its effectiveness

A renaissance period piece of brickwear teamed with a black and cream scarf.

Im not sure that tuna sarnie he is about to lob is gonna cause to much destruction.
Old skool 80’s broken bin helmet.
I personally love the lift up protective visor to see !

Textbook saucepaning with lifejacket combo. He does not take ANY Shit!!

I literally have no idea what this is.

And the winner by a country mile.
This bloke is going to war with 2 baguettes strapped to his ears and a ham salad roll
sellotaped to his forehead. I’d def wanna be behind him if someone lobs a load of bricks at me.

Thursday, 3 February 2011

Speaker's Wife: 'My Husband's A Sex Symbol'

So Sally The Alley ( a name derived from her some what "very friendly" nature as a student)............The wife of the Speaker claims she has been "done up like a kipper" after appearing in a newspaper dressed only in a sheet and describing her husband, John Bercow, as a sex symbol.

"I never realised how sexy I would find living under Big Ben with the bells chiming."

She continued: "Politicians as a breed aren't particularly sexy but I think politics can be sexy because power is an aphrodisiac.

"Since John became Speaker, the number of women who hit on him has gone up dramatically. I don't get jealous because more men have hit on me, too."

But she has now taken to Twitter to say she was "done up like a kipper. Mr B [Mr Bercow] is going to go potty".

OK ladies..................make your mind up time !

Sally my dear..............your hubby is universally hated in Westminster. Particularly by the Tories.

Reports have him swanning around like bloody royalty pissing everyone off.
Also we best not forget with huge amount of public cash you and the "sex god" took from our purse in order to fund the palatial apartment in which you live.

And you thought a sultry photo (and trust me its not) of you in a towel inside the apartment I pay for was a good idea.

We love you have really helped his cause have you not??

UPDATE UPDATE:- I am incorrect with my assumption that pic was taken in the Speakers grace and favour home.........in fact That photo of Sally was taken in a hotel room opposite the Palace of Westminster.

So Sally went with a news hack to a hotel...........doffed off into a towel and had that pic taken .

So she claims she was done up like a kipper eh!

Sally only 1 thing to say..............see below please!

UPDATE 2 UPDATE 2:- And she goes on to say "I think it's hilarious that I have been referred to as the Carla Bruni of British politics."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA...............trust me honey no you have not..........a knee trembler over a wheely bin does not put you in the same class as Carla Bruni............unless of course its because you both married short arsed twats with gargantuous egos!

Wednesday, 2 February 2011

3 Black Guys...............bwahahahahah

Sit down............and enjoy


Tuesday, 1 February 2011

Wikileaks, Megrahi release and the UK government.

Below is a copy of the letter of 5 November 2008 from Alex Salmond, the First Minister of Scotland to the Libyan embassy.

This letter was published eighteen months ago by the Scottish Government.

It relates to the Wikileaks news, all over today’s media, that Bill Rammell, a Foreign Office minister in the Labour Government of Gordon Brown was actively engaged in dialogue with Libya about the possible release of Megrahi, in spite of denial by the then British Labour Government.

A spokesperson for the First Minister said:

“The importance of this letter is that it shows beyond doubt that, regardless of whatever the then Foreign Office Minister Bill Rammell was communicating to the Libyan authorities, the First Minister made it absolutely clear that compassionate release could not be considered at that time because Megrahi did ‘not conform to the guidance on life expectancy for release on compassionate grounds’, and no application had been received.

It was an entirely different matter by August 2009 when the Justice Secretary took the decision, by which time Megrahi’s condition had become ‘hormone resistant’, and the report of the Scottish Prison Service Director of Health and Care said that his clinical assessment was that a three-month prognosis was a reasonable estimate, drawing on the work of a range of specialists and other Scottish Health Service professionals involved in Megrahi’s care from when he was first diagnosed with cancer in September 2008.‪‪”

The reference in the Wikileak cables that the First Minister said he would take the decision is “entirely wrong, and fourth hand information” – as we said on 7 December. This reference in the cable of 28 October is based on a conversation that the US Charge d’Affaires in London had with an FCO official who himself was reporting what he had heard about a discussion between the First Minister and Jack Straw.

What the First Minister said is that he would reply to the letter on behalf of the Scottish Government – which he did, on 5 November, rejecting consideration of compassionate release at that time.


“This leaves the former UK Labour government with all the questions to answer about its conduct.

“This diplomatic correspondence, much of which has already been made public, totally vindicates the Scottish Government’s position. We were clearly the only ones playing with a straight bat and interested in applying the precepts of Scottish justice, which we continue to do and continue to uphold.

The cables confirm what we always said – that our only interest was taking a justice decision based on Scots Law without fear or favour, which was exactly what was done, and that our public position was identical to our private one.

“The decisions to reject the PTA application and grant compassionate release were taken by the Justice Secretary, according to the precepts of Scots Law.

“The cables also show that the former UK Government were playing false on the issue, with a different public position from their private one – which must be deeply embarrassing for the Labour Party in Scotland – and that the US government was fully aware of the pressure being applied to the UK Government.”

Why am a banging on about this.................because my country plyed this by the etter...........and despite the retoric of many MILIIOMS of others where not the ones who stood before the world..............AND LIED !!!

I doubted Salmonds position on this many times.............all we need now is comms directly to Salmond from Westminster and I hope Wikileaks have them and get them out ASAP.

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UK Border Agency Immigration Officer...........................With Initiative

An immigration officer was so sick of his wife that he put her on a terrorist watch list - ­so she couldn't get home from Pakistan.

The officer added her name to the register of people banned from flights into the UK while she was visiting family overseas, reports The Mirror.

When she went to the airport to get her return flight back, officials told her she could not board the plane and did not ­explain why.

She called her husband, who ­promised to look into it - but left her stuck in Pakistan for three years while he had the "time of his life".

An immigration source said: "A lot of people may dislike their other halves but to do this takes it to the next level.

"Needless to say she was confused when she got to the airport as she had never been involved in anything criminal or terrorist related.

"She obviously thought her husband, being an immigration officer, would be able to find out what was going on.

"Little did she know it was him who had put her on the list. By all accounts he then had the time of his life."

The officer was caught out when bosses vetted him after he went for a promotion that required him to have a higher level of security clearance.

They realised his wife was on the watch list and asked him for an explanation.

­He had no choice but to confess what he had done - and was fired.


So it was a Lie

See Here

It now transpires that a Foreign Office minister sent Libyan officials detailed legal advice on how to use Abdelbaset al-Megrahi’s cancer diagnosis to ensure he was released from a Scottish prison on compassionate grounds.

Gordon Brown you duplicitous lying bastard.

Bill Ramall name seems in the frame here...................yes the same said Bill Ramall who was involved in the soldiers compensation cut back plan.

Funny how the same bunch of shit sticks seem to come out from under their rocks.

What gauls me is that when this shitty incident occurred my proud wee country was hammered.

Hundered ..........nee Thousands of blog posts popped up all over the world...........most viciously from the USA slating us.

Called us cowards
Calling us crooks
Calling us Traitors even.

Banning of Scottish goods, holiday over here etc etc.

When all the time it was Westminster and Blair who started it off........Ramell made it happen..........Brown lied about it..............and The playboy Price Andrew also had his sticky fingers in the pie.

The SNP administration were duped................but sadly as a proud Scot and an SNP voter I feel they also lied.
They did not have to do it...............but they did.

And for that I am truely gutted.

There are no people of sustance anyomore in our political system. They to a man bend/contort and massage the system to suit themselves and never for the benefit of us. We can not hold them to account easily. The exp scandal has shown that


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