Friday, 12 August 2011

A new style of Parliamentary reporting

I propose a new version of 'Hansard' to report on MPs' debates on the looting and criminality of the lower orders. It would go something like this;

Gerald Kaufman (£43,564 expenses including 4 grapefruit bowls at £540) I condemn the naked greed of these criminals and their taking advantage of their pampered and privileged opportunities ..


David Wilshire (£160,532 expenses including £100k on a flat 15 miles from main home) My honourable friend has hit the nail on the head. This is not about ideology, it's sheer naked greed


John Healey (£84,562 expenses including £6,194 for renovating his kitchen)
We should understand a little less and condemn a little more, Mr Speaker; only tough action against these feral youths will ...


And the guy I just love most of all ........ John Bercow Mr Speaker (£146,780 expenses) Order! Order! Members must set an example to young people!


Somehow I don't think they'll go for it.



H/T Raedweld

2 comments:

Anne said...

Well, people were being "serviced"

The Last Of The Few said...

Too right we were Anne !!

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