Friday, 1 October 2010

FOR SALE: Modified Mercedes Benz M-class

Fresh on the market..........this unique little runabout is just perfect for displaying soiled old relics for public amusement.

Its bullet-proof glass keeps even the most deserving passengers safe from assassination, while its elevated rear section can be fitted with a gun turret for crowd-control emergencies or visits to Third World countries.

Also ideal for transporting very tall passengers, bulky upright furniture or leaders requiring plenty of headroom to perform straight-arm salutes at rallies.

One careful owner, immaculate condition.
Unusual driving position on the far right.
Top speed 5mph.

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