Thursday, 5 November 2009

THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP

This is specifically designed to be implanted in the forehead of Islamic terrorists.

When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak direct to their God.

It comes in various sizes:



The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly-skilled British technician to the following exacting standard.

The implant may or may not be painless.
Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.
With best regards,

The Tartan Army Tour Afghanistan Team 09



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