How to kill 2 Birds with 1 Stone

The government announced via wet pants Milliband, their new energy policies on Weds.
(Which Milliband am i refering to as they are both a bit damp, i hear you cry)

But then the government just keeps lying about the helicopter and equipment stories in Afghanistan (which incidently just wont go away).

So another H/T to Peter Brooke with a slightly satirical take on both stories.